Rules for Romanian employees in a Romanian multinational company

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Improper Language Usage It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff.

All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like futui, în pula mea, pula and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become.

2. You will not say si-a bagat pula when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as, when a major mistake has been made.

3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as pula de om, cacanaru’ or boul.

4. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as porcarii.

5. Do not say futu-ti mata if somebody is persistent;

7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n pula mea or should you ever substitute "May I help you?" with, ce pula mea vrei?.

6. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti.

8. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu’

[10x Adriana]